Friday, August 16, 2019

Wilderness Shower

What do you do for a shower when you’re camping in the wilderness? Or what do you do when you’re the only one staying at a remote campground in the off-season and all of the power and water is shut off? I’ve researched and experimented with some options, and I’m hoping this post will help some of you who’ve found yourselves in similar situations.

My first experience with showering outdoors was on a family camping trip to a remote campground in Michigan’s U.P. Without any water pressure, I figured we needed to use gravity, so I used a deer stand. We used a 5-gallon jug with a spigot, and for privacy we strung up tarps using clothespins and some huge bungee cords between trees. I even heated a bit of water on a camp stove, but when the biting flies moved in on the fourth day, my wife had had enough (this was after the incidents with the wolf, the bobcat attacking the neighbor’s dogs, and the lightning storm). On this trip we also played around with one of the “solar showers” (a black plastic pouch you fill with water, lay in the sun to warm up, and hang in a tree), but it was pretty much terrible (unwieldy, difficult to fill and hang, and difficult to actually use as a shower - the on/off valve was practically impossible to use with soapy hands). We took some time off from camping for a while after that trip, but I did take our kids on several bike camping trips fairly close to home.

Several years later, my dad had surgery at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, and I went along and camped for the pre-op appointments - in January, in Minnesota. When I called to ask whether the park was open for camping and whether they had any openings, the ranger laughed and said, “Yes. But there is no running water.” When I asked which site I could use, she said, “Whichever one is plowed out.” By the time I arrived, I had rigged a shelf that would stick out from the roof rack of the minivan I was using at the time - imagine "walking the plank" on a pirate ship. I used a 5-gallon Home Depot bucket, drilled a hole near the bottom for a hose fitting, and used an electric “bucket heater.” Basically, it’s a dead short under water (available at many farm supply stores). It took close to an hour to heat the water, but it was a great setup. As to privacy, I was the only one for miles. It snowed about 7 inches that night (on top of the 2 feet already on the ground), and showering in the snow and cold was an interesting experience, to say the least. I was out of there well before daybreak to go get a good breakfast. After that initial experience, I switched to a 5-gallon Nalgene “carboy” with a spigot and a mouth just wide enough to accept the bucket heater. It was much easier to transport water in the Nalgene than the bucket.

Home Depot Bucket on a Shelf (wedged in the roof rack)
Shower Setup in the Snow (plastic stepping stone as a base)


Bucket Heater (about $20 at most farm stores)

5-Gallon Nalgene Carboy
Variations of this setup worked on a number of trips for several years, until my first trip out to Washington State to visit my sister. On my first trip to the Pacific Northwest, I simply put the 5-gallon jug on top of the car and used a hose connected to the spigot. Once I arrived, I made a “deer stand shelf” using a repurposed satellite dish bracket. The campsites near her don’t have any electricity, so my first few showers out there were breathtakingly and headache-inducingly cold, especially in the winter in the mountains. There had to be a better way.

Nalgene on Car with Hose
Repurposed Satellite Bracket
Repurposed Satellite Bracket
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Behold: The Satellite Bracket Shower
On future trips, I went back to my original deer stand idea, but modified it and converted it from a seat to a shelf, which was much smaller and easier to transport.

Converting Deer Stand to a Shower Shelf
I obviously couldn’t use any kind of a flame to heat water in a plastic jug, so after that first trip to Washington State I came home and drilled a hole for a spigot in various 2-gallon metal pots (a stock pot and a couple of pressure cookers - I tried both of these, because I preferred having a lid for transporting the water to my campsite). If I’m going somewhere with no water supply at all, I will fill the pot with a 5-gallon jug. By using a metal container, I can heat the water directly over a flame of some kind. The first attempt used a single burner Coleman stove, but I really didn’t want to carry a can of fuel with me. Since I’m camping in the car and space is at a premium, I found a small single burner that screws directly on a propane canister. I tracked the temperature rise by testing it in our garage, and discovered that it takes 10-15 minutes to get the water up to a comfortable temp of around 105 degrees. It was around this same time that I realized I could be extremely efficient with the water by using the kind of spigot found on large coffee pots and the large Brita water containers that are designed to be kept in the fridge. These spigots can be activated either momentarily (as they are depressed) or they can be locked on. I needed both of these options - one just for a quick bit of water here and there, and one for more thorough rinsing.

An Early Prototype

Checking the Temp

Tracking the Temp Rise
In addition to perfecting the deer stand over the past few years, I’ve also improved the shelf that I use in conjunction with the roof rack (simpler and smaller), for times when I’m not near any trees. The roof rack shelf is basically a 6" wide board, 6' long, designed to go under the roof rack rails on both sides and to stick out about 18" on one side of the car. I've put a bit of cork on one end to protect and help grip the hot stock pot. It is quick and easy to deploy; much easier than hanging a deer stand.
Heating Water on a Single Burner Propane Stove

Stock Pot on Roof Rack Shelf

Stock Pot on Upgraded Deer Stand Shelf

Stock Pot on Upgraded Deer Stand Shelf
Wilderness Shower



Wilderness Shower on Roof Rack Shelf

I’ve used this setup dozens of times, and I’ve actually been surprised how efficient I’ve become at showering! On average, I’m using around 1.2 gallons per shower. An average shower uses about 17 gallons and is the third largest use of water in most homes, behind toilets and laundry. This process has caused me to be more aware and more thankful for the blessing of virtually unlimited and effortless hot water at home, and it has caused me to use it more sparingly. You have a much deeper appreciate for a warm shower when you haul the water yourself, heat it with a flame, and hang it on a tree. On some of our trips we've seen coin operated showers. What a bargain! With two kids at home, I've been tempted to recoup some allowance money by going this route.
A Good Idea for Home?
I’m somewhat concerned by the environmental impact of wilderness showering, but I do use biodegradable camp soap (Wilderness Wash), the water is minimal (far less than a shower at home), and I’m almost always very far away from any other human activities. If it seems critical to collect the gray water, I’ve considered standing in a concrete mixing tub of some kind, but so far, that has not been necessary.

It has been very convenient to be able to pull into a remote site late at night after driving all day, wake up and get a warm shower, and get back on the road before daybreak.

Camping on a Ferry


It’s not really “Camping in a Car,” but we had the amazing privilege of “Camping on a Ferry” last summer, and I’d like to share a bit of what we learned in case it might help somebody have a good camping experience.

My mom (she’s awesome) wanted to take all of us to Alaska. Dad was certainly involved, but this was mom's dream and mission. And on this epic journey she wanted us to take the Alaska Marine Highway (a ferry) for at least part of the trip: https://www.dot.state.ak.us/amhs/ This would involve getting several rooms for all of us as we made our way back from Juneau to Bellingham, Washington, a trip of 3-½ days. When we started doing the research, we discovered that some people actually camp in tents on the deck of the ship. This possibility just took the trip to potential extra-awesome status. My sister loves the outdoors, and she wanted to give it a try as well. She is a therapist and a search and rescue volunteer in the Pacific Northwest, so my fears of getting swept off the deck in my sleep by a rogue wave were somewhat alleviated, knowing that my sister would be nearby to help either, 1.) find me, or at least 2.) counsel me through it. So, we started making plans to camp on the ferry. Several blogs gave some very helpful information, but I will make a few additional suggestions based on personal experience.

Since we were flying, I wouldn’t be able to take any tent poles in my carry-on luggage, so I needed a decent bag that would function as checked baggage. I chose a good waterproof duffel bag that was large enough for all of my gear. This held my clothing, sleeping bag, tent, sleeping pad, and toiletries.

Waterproof Duffle
I also needed a tent that was smaller than my normal Alps Mountaineering Vertex 2 and 4. I love Alps gear, so I went with a 1-person Alps Mountaineering Lynx. It’s 2’8” x 7’6” with a 32” center height, basically just barely big enough for a sleeping bag. This is why I went with the waterproof duffel, so I could keep my gear in the foyer without it getting wet. In hindsight, I might go with a 2-person tent that would be slightly wider, but also low to the ground. The Lynx worked, but space and weight weren’t quite as critical as I expected, and it would have been nice to keep my gear inside. One of my neighbors on the deck had an enormous REI tent, and it really flopped around quite dramatically in the wind. The man and his children had to fill the tent with water jugs and plastic totes to keep it from getting blown off the deck. I was thankful for my low-profile tent. By the way, my sister and I did our tent research independently and showed up with the exact same tent.

Alps Mountaineering Lynx 1 Tent
Since I usually camp in the car, my huge comfortable and heavy bag wasn’t going to work for this trip, so I shopped around and decided on a Marmot Trestles 30s extra long and extra wide from Moosejaw for about $90. It was a great mummy bag (my first) and not too cramped at all due to the extra length and width. It also compressed pretty well. I am 6’1”, and I was concerned about feeling claustrophobic in a mummy bag, but it wasn’t an issue at all.

Marmot Trestles 30 Sleeping Bag
The biggest challenge for this trip was deciding how to securely fasten the tent to the deck of the ship in a way that would withstand potentially severe wind and rain. Some other blogs gave the great suggestion to tie a sacrificial para-cord loop onto each tie-down point, so that your tent doesn’t end up permanently gummy from tape residue. Several also highly recommended using Gorilla tape, since duct tape will not handle the wet and windy conditions. This proved to be outstanding advice, and the wide Gorilla Tape was especially effective. I also had a good experience with clear Gorilla tape, and I was especially impressed that this particular tape said that it could be applied to a damp surface.

I was convinced that there must be a better way than just taping para-cord directly to the deck, so I experimented with putting various items through the loops of my tent and taping them to our driveway for a while. I used pencils, rulers, and nearly decided to go with butter knives (since they are flat, about the right length, and very cheap at thrift stores). However, I happened to mention this to a friend at church, and he said, “Oh, we can do better than that!” He is a metal worker, and after listening to my concerns, he designed and created some prototypes. After further testing in my driveway, he made a set not only for me, but also for my sister. As we sometimes sing, “I love my Christian family, deep down in my heart!” His creation gave us a very flat surface that allowed us to tape it securely to the deck. It also gave us a tie-off point for the four corners of the tent as well as for the rain fly and the guy lines (12 were needed). This allowed us to pitch a tent on a perfectly flat (and sometimes wet) surface. And the Gorilla tape worked very well. I also happened to pick up a roll of Flex Tape, “as seen on TV,” at Home Depot. Wow! I tried it on one of the tie-downs, and I might have actually damaged the ferry surface a bit as I tried to remove it on the fourth morning. I wasn’t exactly sure what to expect for a surface on the ferry deck - concrete, steel, paint, etc. - but it turned out to be ever so slightly rubberized (at least that’s the way it felt to me). If you don’t have a friend who can make stuff from scratch out of steel and aluminum, rulers will work really well for this - put the ruler through the loop on your tent and tape it down. For the guy lines, put a loop of para-cord around a ruler, and tape down both sides of the ruler. This gives a good anchor for attaching the guy lines.

Testing the Tent
Testing the Tent
Potential Tie-Out Points
Testing Tape (100 MPH Military Tape, Black & Clear Gorilla Tape, Flex Tape)
Testing Tape and Tie-Out Points (butter knives and a paint stick)
Testing Butter Knife with Hole, Para-Cord, and Clear Gorilla Tape
Testing Butter Knife with Flex Tape
Testing Custom Tie-Down Bracket with 100 MPH Military Tape and Gorilla Tape
Testing Custom Tie-Down Bracket with Clear Gorilla Tape and Flex Tape
Testing Butter Knife and Flex Tape


Testing Customs Brackets and Tape in the Rain
Testing Custom Tie-Down Bracket in the Rain
Testing Tent With Custom Tie-Down Bracket and Tape
Testing Tent With Custom Tie-Down Brackets and Tape 
Testing Tent With Custom Tie-Down Brackets and Tape
Testing Tent With Custom Tie-Down Brackets and Tape
Custom Tie-Down Brackets


After all of the testing, I had a bit of a panic moment when we first got on the ferry in Juneau at about 2 a.m. I went to put the first piece of tape down, and it didn’t stick - at all - as if it didn’t even have any adhesive on it. The surface didn’t feel wet, but apparently it was. I had a small towel with me for this possibility, and when I used it to wipe down the deck under the tape, I tried again, and it stuck. Whew! It wasn’t raining at all, but apparently there was a bit of mist or condensation that had settled on the deck. I couldn’t even feel it, but it kept the tape from sticking.

I would also suggest bringing some extra Gorilla tape. A young couple next to us was setting up their tent and realized that they had left their tape in their car down below that would be inaccessible until the next day. We had plenty, so we were able to share. I would also suggest bringing some extra tie-outs and para-cord for others as well.
My tent (foreground) and my sister's tent (background) - notice the superior tension on my guy lines!
She also used Gorilla Tape, but she used the silver - she did not use duct tape.
Well-Anchored to the Deck
Morning Fog
My Tent on the Right 
The Alaska Marine Highway (poor man's cruise)


My Sister Between Our Tents
Ruler Tie-Down Anchor
My Tent on the Right
Somewhere Between Ketchikan and Bellingham
Wrangell, perhaps?
Chillin' on the Ferry
Gear Bag in Tent Vestibule
Sunset on the Alaska Marine Highway
Sunset on the Alaska Marine Highway
Ferry at Night
Two Tents on the Ferry
Before leaving on this trip, one of our deacons at church (with a history of working on the Alaska pipeline, the same one who made our custom tie-down anchors) taught me a valuable knot for keeping tension on the guy lines: The Trucker’s Hitch. I practiced at home for several weeks, and it was a valuable knot. Basically, it involves some pulley action without an actual pulley. I would highly recommend watching some YouTube videos and learning this knot. I’ve used it a number of times since (including securing a canoe to the roof of our car), and it was extremely valuable on the ferry. I also found having several carabiners quite handy for giving a quick disconnect between the tent and the guy lines.

Trucker's Hitch
The food on board, by the way, was really good and reasonably priced. Be aware that hot water is available, so you can bring ramen noodle cups, or something similar, if it might help save money.
Hot Water Dispenser in the Snack Area

Reindeer Sausage
If I were to do this trip again, I would probably bring a small bag of some kind to take just a few items to the shower; so, I would bring two bags - one for gear and a smaller bag or backpack to take to the shower. I would also consider bringing a kneeling pad (like you might use for weeding a garden), for kneeling down tying knots and getting into and out of the tent. This could also be used to keep your pack off of the deck in the vestibule of the tent each night. Bring quarters for the storage lockers in the solarium if desired. It was nice to know that laundry facilities were available. The showers were decent, and I was the only one in the shower room early in the morning.
Bathroom Sinks
Laundry Facilities
Shower
We were on the Columbia, and when we got on at 2 a.m., we went directly to the deck directly to the rear of the solarium. This area has the best views, but is nosier and smells like diesel fumes and hundreds of exhaust fans from every room in the ship. It is also windier and less protected than the deck one level down. If I had it to do over, I would consider going down one level.
Columbia Arriving in Juneau at 2 a.m.
Looking Back Into the Solarium (lounge chairs and coin lockers)
Bring some reading material! I thought I could handle sitting on the deck of the ship and staring blankly at the horizon for 3+ days, but not so. We got off at Ketchikan for a few hours, I found a thrift shop, and I purchased a small New Testament. I spent the next few days reading all four gospel accounts. It was a great experience. Also, be prepared for no internet. I had Sprint as a provider at the time, and I had virtually no service the entire voyage. My parents had Verizon and were fairly well-connected. We now have Verizon.
New Testament from a Thrift Store in Ketchikan, Alaska